Hello.

I have a little script that I use to keep me sane

Installing Chrome for Android directly onto an emulator isn't possible, as it's only available via the Play Store. However, you can install the Chromium Test Shell, an open-source, functional version of Chromium without Chrome's usual interface. Although it lacks features like bookmarking and sync, it supports remote debugging. Find recent builds online and install them via adb. I've even created a script to automate downloading, extracting, and installing the latest Chromium Test Shell build, available on GitHub.